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“Ringer” Farmpunk End Table FOR SALE – $185 This table’s not a “Ringer” because it’s an imposter, it’s a one of kind. A one of a kind with a secret. A secret bell that is. If you know right where to click you get a very satisfying typewriter ring of days gone by. But that’s…
“Ironside” Tall Farmpunk Small Table SOLD – $200 Here’s a tall tale …er… table. It’s 31″ tall actually, with a top that’s 14″x15″. It’s a perfect end table height, well… if you put your couch up on cinderblocks so your feet can’t touch the ground and you can swing them like a little kid or if you just stacked your…
“Live Edge Runner” Farmpunk Hall Table SOLD – $375 An overstuffed love seat, a drafting table, an ottoman, bunk beds. These are all pieces of furniture that won’t fit in your hallway. Oh sure, they’re lovely and functional on their own, but they’re all terrible places to keep your car keys and trust me, you don’t want to have…
“15” Farmpunk End Table $175 – SOLD! On a scale of 1 to 10, this table is a 15. 15″ square to be exact. Wait, I guess thats a scale of 1 to 15. The point is that this little 22″ tall table is capable of doing all the things those generic end tables from the mall…
“75 Cycles” Farmpunk Coffee Table FOR SALE – $275 If you’re going to bash your shin on something anyway, it might as well look cool. As painful as coffee tables are, they’re so damned convenient. The inventor was a genius. They sat on the couch one day thinking “I need the dining room table to be right…
A commissioned outdoor table designed to fill that awkward spot between two conversational lounge chairs. The owner was frustrated that round and square tables just didn’t fit right and literally said “I want it to look like a slice of pizza with the front cut off.” I think we nailed it. I dig it. In…
“Tall Guy” Relics from the Future Garden Lamp SOLD – $800 For “Tall Guy” we used 8″ or smaller glass plates (instead of our normal 12″ on other lamps) and stacked them high to give a slimmer and taller proportion to the lamp. This solar powered garden lamp is part of our “Relics from the…
“Spring Top” Relics from the Future Garden Lamp FOR SALE – $900 “Spring Top” is well proportioned, has a nice capital section, and a really unique piece for the base. This solar powered garden lamp is part of our “Relics from the Future” collection. To us, they look like old lamp posts like you’d…
“Zero Pressure” Relics from the Future Garden Lamp SOLD – $1500 The “Zero Pressure” Solar Garden Lamp has a very unique base made from an amazing antique tractor transmission with exposed gears, a cool universal joint, and original pedals. We used the most beautiful rust-pitted column in the junkyard, one of our favorite old gauges…
Commissioned group of solar powered garden lamps. Created for a drought tolerant backyard makeover in Chico, CA, we’re calling them “Relics from the Future.” To us, they look like old lamp posts from an otherworldly antique store: one that deals in time traveling relics, alien artifacts, and antiques from lost, but technologically advanced, civilizations. The…